"No one knows what's next, but everybody does it"----- George Carlin
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E.B. White
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
You’re the reason we exist.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”