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"No one knows what's next, but everybody does it"----- George Carlin

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E.B. White

pietrospooksilver:

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

this is the best thing that has ever been on tumblr radar

pietrospooksilver:

lunalookalike:

the skeleton war isn’t for everybody. some skeletons just want to dress up as meat products and direct you to the pharmacy and that’s okay

this is the best thing that has ever been on tumblr radar

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

astudyiniero:

girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

aseaofquotes:

 Muriel Barbery, The Elegance of the Hedgehog

aseaofquotes:

 Muriel Barbery, The Elegance of the Hedgehog