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"No one knows what's next, but everybody does it"----- George Carlin

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."- E.B. White

regularguy5mb:

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

That first one looks like Eeyore.

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

leenahall:

My aaronconda don’t

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My aaronconda don’t

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My aaronconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

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pardonmewhileipanic:

mordicaifeed:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING

"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"

I want to be this rich and indifferent one day